Here is my resume, how come nobody wants to hire me?

Machol asked: LEADERSHIP IN UNIQUELY CHALLENGING SITUATIONS
Dynamic, result oriented leader with a strong track record of performance in turnaround and high paced organizations. Utilize keen analysis, insights and team approach to drive organizational improvement and implementation of good practices. Superior interpersonal skills, capable of resolving multiple and complex (sales, human resources, legal, financial, operational) [...]

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